Anyone who has ever driven a car knows that the scariest thing about driving is other drivers. One terrifying driver has identified herself on TikTok through a slideshow of all the cars she’s totaled over the years — she’s 21 now, and has written off six cars since 2019. Um?!
The first car in Elizabeth’s slideshow is a 2009 Chevy Malibu, which she smashed into the back of a semi-truck. Her second car was a 2014 Subaru Outback in which she hydroplaned and crashed into a tree. For her third car, she traveled all the way to Tucson to pick it up but found that the car had “so many problems” — it had even more after it got rear-ended by an older lady just a month later.
Her next car was a 2015 Ford Fusion that she managed to hold onto for a year before getting into a winter pileup. Then it was a 2022 Subaru Forester in which she got into yet another pileup on a highway. Her most recent car was a 2023 Mazda CX5 that got rear-ended by an “older guy in a minivan,” who then drove off — do old people really hate this girl or what?
Now she’s driving a 2024 Subaru Crosstrek that she drove to Oregon to pick up just last week, and she’s asking TikTok for prayers; I think you’re past the point where prayer can help you, Liz.
Commenters were, understandably, incredibly concerned, with many wondering how on earth she still had insurance. Others wanted to know where she was getting all the money for these cars from. One commenter suggested she learn some defensive-driving techniques, while several more suggested that considering her history, Liz probably shouldn’t be driving at all.
Others called bullshit on the entire thing, and for your sanity while on the road, you might want to assume it’s fake. It’s a more comforting thought than the idea that someone with such a track record could be driving behind you at this very moment. Liz, if this is real, please, start taking more Ubers.
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