Going back and watching cartoons you loved as a child is a fascinating experience. You can learn so much about yourself, culture at large and how much both have or have not changed since you were young. But more importantly, you realize that the moms on kid’s cartoon shows are hot. Like, really fucking hot. Like, why the fuck did the animators make them this hot?
Don’t believe me? Here are 20 of the hottest animated milfs…
Mrs. Turner (Fairly Odd Parents)
Timmy’s fairy godmother Wanda may get most of the screen time, but you’ll never hear me complain when his biological mom pops up. In classic mom fashion, she keeps things pretty modest but when she dons a bikini in one episode, it’s revealed that Timmy’s mom can very much get it.
Elastigirl (The Incredibles)
By the time Mr. Incredible reclaims his superhero mantle, age has worn him down. He’s got a thinning hairline, a growing gut and a creeping awareness that time is no longer on his side. The same cannot be said of his better half. Elastigirl has only gotten better with age and when she finally puts on a super suit for the first time in years, her ass looks so good that even she takes a moment to admire it.
Trudy Proud & Sunset Boulevardez (The Proud Family)
The moms of the Proud Family universe are absolute babes. Penny’s mom Trudy is the whole package: a knockout who is also a caring mother, loving wife and a veterinarian. The most confusing recurring subplot of the entire show is her husband Oscar consistently lusting after other women. Sir, have you seen who you’re married to? You won the goddam lottery.
Trudy’s best friend Sunset is every bit as gorgeous, and it’s fitting that she’s a detective because the way her husband also fails to appreciate his lovely wife is straight-up criminal.
Dr. Ann Possible (Kim Possible)
Dr. Possible is an accomplished neurosurgeon, a loving and faithful wife and a fantastic mother who helped raise Kim to become the world’s greatest secret agent teen. But don’t let all of those accolades distract you from the fact that she’s also a total fox who manages to challenge Shego for the title of Hottest Hottie in the Kim Possible universe.
Dexter’s Mom (Dexter’s Laboratory)
The Ying Yang twins once said, “I’m looking for a dime that’s top of the line / Cute face, little waste, and a big behind.” They may have been thinking of Dexter’s Mom when they wrote the lyrics, as her hourglass figure is the type of body that makes a cartoon wolf’s eyes bulge out of his sockets.
Hera (Hercules)
The fact that Hera is awooga-worthy should come as no surprise. You think the King of the Gods is going to be satisfied with anything less than the hottest Goddess in the game wearing his chain? Together, they form a sexy power couple, and there’s no couple on this list I’m more confident has an extremely active and slightly kinky sex life.
Gran Mamare & Lisa (Ponyo)
On the surface, Ponyo is a delightful animated movie about a ham-loving goldfish but ultimately, it’s about the unparalleled power of hot moms. Both Ponyo’s Sea Queen mother Gran Mamare and Sōsuke’s mom Lisa are certified baddies who rise above their respective partner’s nonsense to get shit done and protect their children.
Sarabi (The Lion King)
Why did the animators at Disney decide to make the lions in The Lion King so sexy? No idea, but the reality is that they’re way hotter than cartoon cats have any right to be (seriously, just look at Adult Nala giving fuck-me eyes and tell me these lions aren’t smokeshows), and Sarabi has the honor of being the #1 Lilf (Lion I’d Like to… you get it).
Charlotte Pickles (Rugrats)
Powerful women are undeniably sexy and every time Angelica’s powersuit-loving mom strolls into the room while yelling at some doofus on a work call, it’s hard not to get a little turned on. She gets shit done and never apologizes for being a boss-ass bitch, which only makes her hotter.
Maddie Fenton (Danny Phantom)
Oftentimes in relationships, you’ll hear that one person is the looks, while the other is the brains. That’s decidedly not the case when it comes to Danny Phantom’s parents. Maddie is both the brains and the looks, as she is brilliant as she is sexy.
Betty Rubble & Wilma Flintstone (The Flintstones)
Another classic case of two stunners who settle for men who are lovable but not exactly turning heads when they walk into a room. These prehistoric hotties constantly endure the buffoonery from their husbands, who fail to appreciate that Betty and Wilma could drop their goofy asses in a second and upgrade to some top-tier cavemen.
Delia Ketchum (Pokemon)
Delia is such a snack that there are online theories that the reason Professor Oak was so eager to send Ash on his Pokemon journey was so that he could finally make a move on the aspiring trainer’s supermegafoxy mom.
Peg Pete (Goof Troop)
Pete was originally known for trying to steal Minnie Mouse away from Mickey, but by the time Goof Troop aired, he had given up his sleazy ways. His change of heart makes complete sense once we see Peg, as she is gorgeous enough to make a notorious anthropomorphic villain turn a new leaf.
Chicha (Emperor’s New Groove)
Pacha is understandably sad after learning that his home will be destroyed to make way for Emperor Kuzco’s vacation villa, but no amount of bad news can be too disheartening when you have a MILF like Chicha waiting for you at the end of every day. The expectant mother is also extra sexy because she proves to be a badass bitch you absolutely don’t want to mess with when she handles Yzma and Kronk with ease.
Annie Hughes (The Iron Giant)
It’s no surprise that when the coolest guy in town caught sight of Annie, he was immediately smitten. Annie is the dictionary definition of a catch. A single mom who works too hard, who loves her kid and never stops. But also, she is fine.
Jane Jetson (The Jetsons)
The Jetsons was basically a shameless ripoff of The Flintstones, and the futuristic imitator wisely borrowed from its prehistoric predecessor when it came to the main character’s spouse. Just like Wilma, Jane is a hot-as-hell redhead who puts up with her stooge of a husband for some reason.
Eudora Rogers (The Princess & The Frog)
Listen, I’m running out of new ways to say this animated mom is hot so I’m just going to let a photo do the work here. If Tiana’s mom was a President, she’d be Babebraham Lincoln. You get the idea.
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