Never ones to miss an opportunity, following the news that the Secret Service was investigating who brought cocaine into the White House, online betting agencies were quick to generate the odds on who the guilty party might be.


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On Wednesday, news broke that the Secret Service was looking into the source of a baggie of cocaine found in an area of the West Wing on Sunday evening. The envelope was discovered near a security screening area for guests where they can leave their phones in small cubbies.


While some familiar with the investigation and the White House told the New York Times that so many people pass through the area it might be impossible to determine who the drugs belong to, that didn’t stop BetOnline.ag from giving it a go. The most likely culprit, according to the betting platform? Hunter Biden. (But of course.)



The next most likely, according to users, is Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, followed by “one of the Jonas Brothers” — which one isn’t specified, but it feels like one can safely rule out Kevin. The list of potential possessors is a star-studded one, featuring Snoop Dogg (+1,600 odds), Elton John (+2,000) and Paris Hilton (+3,300). Also on the list were Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi (+10,000), Dr. Jill Biden (+10,000) and President Joe Biden himself (+15,000).


Some of the more unlikely options include Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Brad and Angelina’s 21-year-old son, at +1,200 odds following his White House visit in April, and Olivia Rodrigo at +2,000, though she seemingly last visited the White House in 2021.



Based on a recent rant on Truth Social, former President Donald Trump’s money is on both Hunter and Joe Biden. Or as Trump wrote, “Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden.”



“But watch, the Fake News Media will soon start saying that the amount found was ‘very small,’ & it wasn’t really COCAINE, but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish,” he continued. “Has Deranged Jack Smith, the crazy, Trump-hating Special Prosecutor, been seen in the area of the COCAINE? He looks like a crackhead to me!”


Unfortunately, though, if Trump wanted to bet on it, he’s out of luck. Because as for now at least, Jack Smith is not among the names BetOnline.ag has on its big board.