The peak of grindset culture? Having no bitches, according to one teen entrepreneur’s yacht party snaps.


Hustle porn star Dustin Varano may have gotten a little too candid while attempting to flaunt a recent yacht party he hosted in Miami, Fla., accidentally proving even with several lux amenities, he still apparently couldn’t snag a single woman to come along for the ride.


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“Hosted my first networking event at 19 years old on 100ft yacht with a private chef,” he captioned the post. “This is why I moved to Miami.”



But more than the barrage of commenters comparing the event to “a normal fraternity hangout,” a “gay group therapy session” and even former President Donald Trump’s fast-food football dinner, one element — or lack thereof —surrounding Varano’’s yacht stood out: The painful dearth of women on deck.



“If you can’t get bitches on a yacht you really can’t get bitches,” wrote @botticellibimbo.


“Johnnie Walker on ice and ZERO hoes in the vicinity of the boat is crazy,”  added @dklmarxist.



“Zero hoes,” observed @themeredith. “Nary a hoe in sight. Utterly hoeless.”


But hey, the apparent lack of “hoes” at Varano’s yacht party may have well been for the best. To paraphrase @mollypriddy, “Thank god no women were subjected to whatever hell this is.”