Despite his evolution from an okay kickboxer to a Joe Rogan-wannabe to Greta Thunberg’s bitch to a Romanian prisoner, it seems some Grecian doofuses still can’t quell their hard-ons for accused rapist and general nimrod, Andrew Tate.


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Earlier this week, hundreds of demonstrators spilled from their lone, polka-dotted VW Bug and onto the streets of Athens, Greece, where they protested Tate’s incarceration as Romanian authorities investigate the podcaster his brother, Tristan Tate, and others on allegations of human trafficking, rape, and running an organized crime ring, per NPR.



Amid their demonstration, a movement soundtracked by the squeaking of comically oversized clown shoes, Tate’s fans (a gaggle of primarily white dudes who are still apparently riding the Nazi haircut wave) marched through the European city, demanding that their bald overlord be released from custody.



"Free top G! Free top G!" the crowd could be heard screaming in several viral clips of the incident, referencing the term “top gangster,” the general nickname the former athlete and his henchmen call anyone they deem respectable.


Despite this support, Tate will likely need more than a gaggle of men likely obsessed with skull shape to ameliorate his accelerating legal woes.


Since his initial arrest in late December — one that was not aided by a rogue pizza box, contrary to popular misconception — the media personality has faced a series of L’s from forces somehow bigger and badder than “chill” personifier Thunberg.


This week alone, Romanian authorities seized 15 cars, 14 watches and other goods from Tate’s compound in the nation’s capital of Bucharest, a haul estimated to be worth 18 million lei, the equivalent of roughly $3.9 million USD.


But hey, Andrew, if you’re reading this from your designated computer time in your Romanian prison’s library, remember, your supporters can always come give you a ride from their clown car.