Rachel Bilson, she’s just like us, and by just like us, I mean just like *me* down horrendous and definitely *not* over her ex (pls call me, Jake, I have your hoodie and all forty (40) boxes of Warhammer you “accidentally” mailed to my house).
Earlier this week, the actress continued her both never-ending and extremely horny podcast tour inadvertently blessing us with another clue surrounding one of the most speculated sex topics in Hollywood History — just how good is Bill Hader’s dick game?
Adam Brody and Hayden Christensen dead in a ditch. Bilson started dating Bill Hader when she was 38 so.... https://t.co/3irisUzy3I
— Mitchell Beaupre (@itismitchell) March 13, 2023
According to Bilson, who initially shot Hader to Pete Davidson-level BDE status after announcing she missed her ex’s “big dick” during a podcast appearance last summer, it seems the argument that the Barry star is packing grew a bit … harder this week after the O.C. alum detailed the *very* coincidental timeline of her first intercourse orgasm
"It didn't happen for me until I was about 38,” Bilson, now 41, told Whitney Cummings about her first time doing just that during a recent visit to the comic’s Broad Ideas podcast.
bill hader's pr team going about their day and then pic.twitter.com/JtD2aeujJD
— ohhaihaihaioh (@ohhaihaihaio) March 13, 2023
“Isn't that crazy?" she asked, later clarifying that while she had previously enjoyed her fair share of solo big Os, she hadn’t experienced one "with, like, dick inside,” until her late 30s. Good for you, Rachel! Good for you,
Bilson didn’t name names about who, exactly, was responsible for her first mid-sex orgasm, yet it seems the question of Hader’s involvement could easily be “yes, yes, oh god, yes” considering the timeline of their short-lived — and evidently *very* horny — romance.
Everyone on Twitter: "Damn, why did Rachel Bilson have to do Adam Brody and Hayden Christensen so dirty like this?"
— hellresidentNY (@hellresidentNY) March 13, 2023
Bill Hader: https://t.co/u8YCZIlgNF pic.twitter.com/aNvpQOucHF
Previously in a decade-long relationship with Hayden Christensen from 2007 to 2017, Bilson and Hader were first romantically linked in November 2019, roughly three months after her 38th birthday. Though the pair enjoyed quite the whirlwind romance, visiting his Oklahoma hometown shortly before Christmas and making their red carpet debut at the 2020 Golden Globes the following January, the pair ultimately called it quits that July after approximately eight months together.
@ bill hader pic.twitter.com/5UllJHlE1j
— the final scorpio (currently mourning) (@girlbosskenroy) March 13, 2023
Rachel, if you’re reading this, please do yourself a favor — buy yourself a Hitachi. You deserve it, girl.
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