Thanks to a twist that not even M. Night Shyamalan himself could pull off, a viral video taken at a dancehall parade in Jamaica last year has taken the internet by storm. The video opens on a lone woman twerking in the street, surrounded by a group of onlookers, before she’s joined by an incredibly enthusiastic man.
so much to unpack in one video pic.twitter.com/YvFozcpPyd
— Riċ. (@ihvamps) June 17, 2024
The man bends her over and she continues twerking, before another woman leaps over the first woman and into the arms of the man, who promptly carries her through the crowd, holding her in position the entire time.
They push through the crowd, and the crowd moves with them as they begin moving away. After a few seconds, they pass through a gap in the crowd, and we see that somehow, they managed to mount a bicycle, which they’re riding off into the sunset together, the woman still folded in half with her legs in the air as the man continues to thrust into her while riding. It’s truly a wondrous sight to behold.
You could try until the end of time itself and you'd still never guess how this video ends. https://t.co/STvboJflWs
— Hadriel (@Hadriel_szn) June 19, 2024
Commenters were astonished, with one woman tweeting, “You could try until the end of time itself and you’d still never guess how this video ends,” while someone else joked, “His back is genuinely stronger than my will to live.”
It’s safe to say that if this is the level of entertainment and excitement one can expect from a Jamaican dancehall parade, expect tourism rates to skyrocket.
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