Sorry North West! The competition for the weirdest Kardashian baby name has taken an Elon Musk-esque turn, with Travis Barker opting to give his baby with wife Kourtney Kardashian a moniker that rivals X Æ A-12.


The Blink-182 drummer and his 17-year-old daughter Alabama Barker recently sat down with Complex for an episode of its GOAT Talk series, where they shared their scorching hot takes on what, exactly, constitutes a “GOAT baby name.”  

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Despite Alabama’s much more reasonable — but still extremely deranged — suggestions of “Audemars,” “Milan” and “Fucking Patek,” Travis had a very different idea when it came to naming his new addition.


“I like Rocky 13,” he explained.


Facing Alabama’s apparent disdain of her dad’s idea, correctly denouncing it as “so bad!” — “Even he knows it’s bad,” she joked — the drummer doubled-down, standing by his Baskin-Robbins-ass name.


“Rocky George played guitar for Suicidal Tendencies, and 13 is just the greatest number of all time,” Travis continued, noting that he “possibly” planned on giving the name to his impending child with Kardashian. It, of course, is also inspired by Rocky, “the greatest boxing movie of all time.”


But even with his laundry list of extremely Gen-X references, Alabama still wasn’t sold. “Let’s see how this goes when he’s at school,” Alabama, the unlikely voice of reason in the Barker-Kardashian baby-name debate, snapped back.


After all, the only thing tougher than Keeping Up with the Kardashians is keeping up with their terrible baby names.