Every new email drop brings with it a variety of insane news stories that everyone forgets about a few days later. This time, everyone locked on to the theory that President Trump may have slurped down former President Bill Clinton’s glizzy.

One of the leaked Epstein emails casually mentions “photos of Trump blowing Bubba.” In other emails, the name “Bubba” is used to refer to Bill Clinton. Naturally, people saw these two details, did a little back-of-the-napkin math, and determined it was one of the funniest things that could ever occur.

Sadly, this is apparently not the case. The sender of the email recently told The Advocate that the Bubba in this specific email is not Bill Clinton, but a private individual. Why did “Bubba” refer to Bill Clinton in every other email except this one? Who knows, but the sender insists that the email was simply “part of a humorous private exchange.” He also declined to provide more information.

Oh yeah, there was also a theory that Bubba was the name of a horse. This has also been officially denied. In short, just believe what you want to believe — we’re never going to get any answers here!