We’ve known about Epstein’s “Birthday Book” for a couple of months now, but no one was *really* sure about the substance of what it contained. Sure, there were stories about drawings and poems, but without putting our eyes on it, we couldn’t be sure what was real, what was exaggerated and what was straight-up fabricated.

Well, now we have pages from the actual book, and it’s pretty bad.

First, in case you weren’t aware, Epstein wasn’t only obviously a creep from the pages of the book, but it seems like everyone who was in his circle was well aware of this fact. Plenty of the pages make references to him being someone you wouldn’t want to leave your daughter with, ranging from stories of masseuses to a drawing in which Epstein can be seen giving children balloons, then having them party around him a few years later.

But, of course, we as a society wouldn’t be talking about this if it weren’t for all the famous people that offered letters showing their love for the man. For example, Bill Clinton discussed his “childlike curiosity” and “circle of friends,” whereas Trump did a drawing and poem in which he referred to the pair having “certain things in common,” concluding by wishing that “every day be another wonderful secret.”

If only that’s where it ended. In another page, a photo can be seen of Epstein and someone else holding a giant check signed by Trump. In the text below, someone has written about Epstein and a longtime Mar-a-Lago member selling a “‘fully depreciated’ woman to Donald Trump for $22,500.”

Could this be a joke? Sure; that’s the story that insiders are going with, at least. But you know what they say — the best comedy comes from truth!

Let’s not just focus on Trump and Clinton, however. The book contains a heckuva lot of names, from Wall Street billionaire Leon Black, to fashion designer Vera Wang, to attorney Alan Dershowitz, and more.

In the immortal words of George Carlin, “It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it” — but in this case, that may be for the best.