The recently-released Epstein “Birthday Book” has a lot of revelations that, despite being horrifying, will probably leave no real impact on our politics. There’s only so many times you can say, “This creep knew all the famous people, including every politician around the world” before people start to go, “Alright, we get it, we’re ants under the feet of the elites — when are we gonna get the next season of Shogun?”

Still, there’s no doubt that the book is a fascinating document to explore. It shows just how much of a villain Jeffrey Epstein was — and how that fact was clear to everyone around him.

The book also has a lot of photos of animals getting it on.

For reasons none of us will likely ever be able to explain, Epstein’s “Birthday Book” contains photos of lions and zebras doin’ the nasty. Was this another sick joke? Is this something that the man was actually into? We’ll never know!