Being related to a drug lord awards you some benefits. Sure, you’ll have a target on you for the rest of your life, but it also allows you to get away with things like this.


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Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán’s nephew, Aureliano “El Guanito” Guzmán (his nickname essentially means “sexy person,” in case you were curious), was chilling at the Casanova bar in the western city of Culiacán, Mexico when a fight broke out. Rather than settle it calmly, El Guanito decided to unload a full clip into the ceiling of the bar. Talk about upsetting the neighbors!



According to the Daily Mail, the shots somehow ended up only injuring one person. Soon after the incident, however, Guanito and his boys realized that it was probably best that they leave — and so, they did, peeling away in five different vehicles.


Police considered pursuing the group, but decided against it because they were outnumbered. Feels like a B.S. excuse, but seeing as they have more cartel experience than me, I’m just going to assume they knew what they were doing.


Per the Daily Mail, while Guanito himself had not been formally charged with any crimes at the time of the incident, “Guanito’s father and three other high-ranking Sinaloa Cartel members have been accused in an Arizona federal court of running ‘the international distribution of controlled substances, including fentanyl, heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine and marijuana.’”


At least they got rid of fentanyl!