If you live in Boston, you might as well start boarding up your windows now. Why? Because Dunkin’ Donuts has announced that they will be releasing a series of spiked coffees and teas, a move that will surely turn the Massachusetts capital into the Purge.


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Per USA Today, “Dunkin’ Spiked” will launch with four flavors of coffee and four flavors of tea. The coffee flavors are Original Iced Coffee, Caramel Iced Coffee, Mocha Iced Coffee and Vanilla Iced Coffee, while the tea offerings include Dunkin’s Slightly Sweet Iced Tea, Half & Half Iced Tea, Strawberry Dragonfruit Iced Tea Refresher and Mango Pineapple Iced Tea Refresher.



Why are they doing this? Some part of it likely has to do with just wanting to watch the world burn. However, another part is thanks to a partnership with the Boston-based Harpoon Brewery, who is producing the company’s new fight juice.


This isn’t the first time Dunkin’ has worked with the brewery. The two previously collaborated to create donut and coffee-flavored beers that many reviewers said, for better or for worse, did invoke the Dunkin’ experience — at least, they invoked it as best they could without having someone with a New England accent call you an anti-gay slur while you drink it.




Naturally, the reaction to this boozy treat won’t simply be felt in one of the country’s most alcoholic states. Many internet users compared this moment to the glory days of Four Loko, in which kids were getting smashed in their parents’ basements on the equivalent of four beers and two Red Bulls.




So if you’re interested in a can of booze you can drink in the morning, get excited. And if you live in the city of Boston, you should probably start packing a go-bag and making alliances now.