After more than two decades in the spotlight, it seems Drake has finally decided to use his platform for good, expressing solidarity with a long-marginalized community often jettisoned by society — women with absolutely massive knockers.
Last week, Drizzy took a break from his busy schedule of releasing mediocre albums and exclaiming “AWOOGA” while his eyes bulge out from their sockets whenever a hot girl walks by, to appear on FUTUREMOOD's “A Moody Conversation” with rapper Lil Yatchy.
Their discussion included a few deranged moments, including a widely-misinterpreted mishap that left fans wondering if the “Hotline Bling” singer hooks up with dudes or just *really* cares about gender equality, before the artist detailed a conversation he had with his therapist that prompted him to “relate to girls with huge tits.”
“Often when I meet people I have to like humanize myself,” Drake told the “Poland” artist of how his megastardom had impacted his interpersonal relationships.
“I was talking to a therapist at one point and he was like, ’You know, no matter what kind of woman you’re chasing physically, you have the biggest tits in the room,” he continued. “Nobody can think about anything else other than just your gigantic tits’ — which is you’re Drake.”
Just like women with massive breasts, Drake explained that his celebrity often served as the (evidently very horny) elephant in the room, hindering people from properly getting to know him.
“‘I remember this about this guy, I remember that about this guy. I bet that guy does this, I bet this guy does that.’ All the preconceived notions,” he continued. “They can’t see past the gigantic tits unless they talk to you and then they’re like, ‘Oh wow, your tits are huge but you’re super smart. You’re really nice and kind.’”
So friends, remember, if you ever happen to be in the same room as Drake, remember he’s got the bigger tits.
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