The World Health Organization’s cancer research committee is set to add aspartame, the artificial sweetener used in many diet beverages including Diet Coke, to the list of possible carcinogens. Naturally, this news is the nightmare of thousands of Diet Coke fanatics.
diet coke may cause cancer? you mean the mysteriously sweet yet calorie-free, tar-black beverage with flavors not based in nature isn't...organic
— erin chack (@ErinChack) June 29, 2023
“Diet Coke might give you cancer” bro SCOTUS is one bathroom break away from criminalizing not wearing a red white and blue Old Navy t-shirt on July 4
— Annabel LaBrecque (@labrcq) June 30, 2023
they will fill your head with deceptions, poison your ears with their silver tongues as they wail ‘ASPARTAME IS CARCINOGENIC’ - but the real cancer is in the soul of she who can’t enjoy a little diet coke. the cancer of joy’s absence & whimsy-void….
— roro, PhD (@fuglibetty) June 29, 2023
Checking the news and seeing the Supreme Court decisions and the possibility Diet Coke is a carcinogen pic.twitter.com/iVPlEOEn7i
— normcore camp (@RhymesWithSalon) June 30, 2023
I know like 5 people who will immediately relapse to something much harder if they ban Diet Coke next week
— Joe (@dripp_palin) June 29, 2023
The Joint WHO and Food and Agriculture Organization’s Expert Committee on Food Additives (JECFA), previously made recommendations on aspartame saying a regular adult would need to drink 12 to 36 cans of soda with aspartame a day to be harmful. Though, JECFA will be publishing new findings pertaining to aspartame.
me and all the other diet coke people right now https://t.co/MINr0uxqDg pic.twitter.com/seZ8WIhUVA
— Warren Rhea (@EverydayWarren) June 29, 2023
I fed all my children Diet coke in a baby bottle, a can tell you this is a lie from the globalist elite. They want to keep all the sweet sweet aspartame for themselves. https://t.co/p3pAPAgg6f
— Après-Coup-D'État (@SvetozarJack) June 29, 2023
me and the boys when they ban diet coke pic.twitter.com/MtHUJkRPsn
— circa (@circa42069) June 29, 2023
if one day the diet coke kills me, dont cry because i was smiling https://t.co/67ZPyAjmux
— andy from 5 to 7 (@ChampagneAnyone) June 29, 2023
So many things can and will kill us in this world. Honestly, just look outside. For some Diet Coke is their only refuge in a deeply dark world.
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