Diddy should be buried under the jail. No sane person argues against that, well, besides the team of lawyers he is paying to argue against that.

Closing arguments are set to begin Thursday, and Diddy’s lawyers are grasping for anything they can hold onto, because they’re allegedly planning to ask the Department of Homeland Security to focus on “the escalating conflict with Iran” instead of “what Diddy is doing with baby oil,” according to sources who spoke with TMZ.

That’s an insane argument to make — even for Diddy. It’s also poor timing because yesterday, Trump announced Iran and Israel had both agreed on a ceasefire to end the conflict. However, as the deadline approached, neither country could resist dropping bombs on the other, and so they both broke the ceasefire they had just agreed to.

So maybe it isn’t that crazy after all?