We’ve normalized erecting a pine tree in our living rooms once a year. We’ve ritualized gathering together to adorn it with sentimental trinkets, bulbous shiny things, and strings of LEDs. We wait for a rotund bearded man dressed in red to break into our domiciles and leave us gifts beneath it. We’ve been desensitized and inducted into traditions basted in absurdity. But a life-size cardboard cut-out of Danny DeVito tastefully draped in fairy lights? Now that makes sense. 


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Twitter user @panoparker shared with all the world the makeshift tree his household put up, and it’s indisputably the most beautiful fixture to grace any room in any house, maybe ever. 



Devito took a break from sharing pictures of his troll foot to respond to Parker’s holiday display with an approving “love being your Christmas Danny.” It’s almost as if Jesus himself tweeted at Parker to wish him a Merry Christmas. 



Glory be to Danny DeTreeto. And with that, a Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.