Honestly, whoever designed this should have known better.
Recently, a post started going around X/Twitter saying that some movie theaters would offer a special popcorn bucket for the release of Dune 2. The top of the bucket is covered in a fake rock-looking substance, while a giant sandworm bursts through the top. To get your popcorn, it seems, one must reach their hand into the worm’s gaping maw.
It’s a pretty cool design. So cool that people want to put their dick in it.
The popcorn bucket for ‘DUNE 2’.
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) January 26, 2024
(via: @3CFilmss) pic.twitter.com/FzNZjGJiTC
Much like any weird hole that shows up online, the reveal of this bucket caused many to announce their desire, or intention, to turn the ol’ popcorn trick on its head by sticking their johnson directly into the worm’s mouth. Everything’s less subtle these days, huh?
babe are you ok?? you’ve barely fucked your DUNE 2 promotional popcorn bucket https://t.co/o4jOlaYu0a
— sarah (@sablaah) January 26, 2024
another day working at the multiplex. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the Dune 2 popcorn bucket. buddy, this is an AMC, of course you can fuck the popcorn bucket. https://t.co/VMDrBlhKns
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) January 26, 2024
When mom is looking for the leftover popcorn from Dune 2 in IMAX https://t.co/Zv49E3BsRw pic.twitter.com/809VYPS7wt
— Zach (@ZachKindron) January 26, 2024
You you already know what I’m gonna be Dune 2 it https://t.co/fUJendbtkr
— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) January 26, 2024
Yeah I’m into Dune 2. https://t.co/2A0dvIgeiO pic.twitter.com/HTLydvOvLA
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 26, 2024
So how can you get your hands, and wang, on, or in, one of these buckets? It’s unclear. Some have theorized that the buckets will be available exclusively at AMC cinemas, while the fact that the writing on the bucket is in both French and English implies it may be a Canadian or European release.
Regardless, if this baby actually gets released on the general public, get ready for a strange cinematic experience — and to feel a little weirder about the theater’s sticky floors.
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