Move over, wealthy Nigerian princes and those weird “wrong text” scams that apparently just want iTunes gift cards, another digital scheme is coming for us and our horny asses – quite literally.
Earlier this week, Twitter user @Arr uncovered a new type of spam text that may soon be setting our phones ablaze – butt website hype men sending websites for
“These are the best spam texts ever. The weirdest part is the bubble comes up blue like it’s an iPhone,” he wrote alongside the screengrab, a text exchange encouraging him to visit several ass-centric sites including buttman.com, bootytube.net, and our personal favorite buttmetropolis.com.
These are the best spam texts ever. The weirdest part is the bubble comes up blue like it’s an iPhone. Is someone in Hawaii manually texting me big booty spam? pic.twitter.com/mrGa6TGppV
— guys like me are mad for turtle meat (@Arr) June 6, 2023
Trying a new angle pic.twitter.com/AL9ewd0vN2
— guys like me are mad for turtle meat (@Arr) June 6, 2023
— guys like me are mad for turtle meat (@Arr) June 7, 2023
“Is someone in Hawaii manually texting me big booty spam?” he mused, referencing the number’s Honolulu area code.
Though it's unclear who or what is sending droves of spammy porn sites, one thing is for certain – they like big butts and they cannot lie.
EDITORS NOTE: ButtMetropolis.com only exists in the horny Roku universe.
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