Last month, the fine people of Twitter discovered that a bacon egg, and cheese on a strawberry bagel isn’t just a great snack – it’s the GOAT(se) snack.


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On today’s installment of food porn gone wrong, Twitter user @keekstheesneak recently learned the hard lesson that social media most definitely believes the old adage of “you are what you eat” after her bizarre breakfast order set social media ablaze.


“Hear me out. Bacon egg and cheese on a strawberry bagel,” she wrote alongside a snap of her almost New York gubernatorial election-losing combo, still nestled in its tin foil wrapping.



Yet even before @keekstheesneak could seemingly begin her meal, the people of Twitter emerged en masse with several alarming comparisons, likening the bagel to “the condom after he do me on my period,” as @MimaMilano so aptly put it, the Nasty Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants, and even “Howie Mandel's prolapse Tiktok,” to quote @ScarletASV.



Yet above all, comparisons to goatse emerged as a common thread, with several Twitter users likening her creation to the stretchy porn subgenre.


“Goatse for breakfast,” mused @KingInExileKiki, while @RoshBoshski detailed their alleged misread of the post. “There I was thinking goatse had made a comeback,” they quipped.


Though it may be unclear what, exactly @keekstheesneak was going for with her strange-looking sandwich, a question that may remain unanswered considering the post’s newfound status in the “this tweet has been deleted” hall of shame,  one thing is certain. To reiterate the wise words of @latkedelrey, “only a Californian would violate the bacon egg, and cheese in such a way.”