As the Super Bowl approaches, one question is on everyone’s minds: Isn’t it weird how much Brock Purdy looks like Lee Harvey Oswald?


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Depending on who you’re talking to, Oswald is either a vicious evildoer who single-handedly assassinated a sitting president, or a patsy caught up in a bigger scheme or a CIA asset involved in some combination of the two previous options. In contrast, Brock Purdy is the quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers.



Normal people may not see a connection between these two people, but that’s just because they haven’t opened their third eye. If you disconnect your mind from reality, take two hits of resin, then hold your breath long enough for your vision to start to give out, you’ll be exposed to the real truth: That Purdy and Oswald share an unspeakable connection, tied together by their jarringly similar appearance.



Naturally, when this fact was exposed on X/Twitter, some people went all-out. Few believed that there was a genuine familial link between the two (as best I can tell, Purdy and Oswald aren’t related in the slightest). However, there was a spiritual connection that was unshakeable: Two men caught in situations much bigger than them that, maybe, they don’t deserve to be in.



Of course, this isn’t the first conspiracy to rock this year’s Super Bowl, and it certainly won’t be the last. The relationship between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift has caused many people across the political spectrum to lose their minds, with some claiming that the Chiefs only made it as far as they did because of a grand plan on the part of the NFL.



For the time being, it seems that this visual connection between the two players is a mere curiosity. Then again, given this information, isn’t it a bit suspicious that Biden is skipping the traditional Super Bowl Sunday interview?