It turns out Diddy is a freak — and not in the fun way. Apart from doing unhinged things like dressing like a too-realistic Joker and, uh, setting Kid Cudi’s car on fire, the recent outpouring of allegations against the rapper-turned-entrepreneur are making it harder to listen to his 1999 album Forever than it already was.


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First, there’s all the (relatively) verifiable stuff. A recent breakdown from Rolling Stone cites numerous terrifying incidents with Diddy’s fingerprints on them, ranging from being allegedly involved in multiple murders to fighting pretty much every other rapper to, you guessed it, sexual assault.



In one of several lawsuits on the topic filed by Casandra “Cassie” Ventura, Ventura alleges that Diddy committed rape and battery against her as well as forcing her to have sex with male sex workers. “In one instance of abuse in 2009, he allegedly kicked her repeatedly in the face, making her bleed, and had his staff hide her in a hotel room,” reads a piece on the topic in Vulture. Diddy also “allegedly paid a hotel $50,000 to erase hallway surveillance footage of an intoxicated Diddy throwing glass vases at Cassie when she tried to escape after he gave her a black eye.”



Women weren’t alone in being mistreated by the performer. Earlier this week, one of the producers of his ironically-named The Love Album accused Diddy of sexual assault. “The suit, filed in federal court in New York, accuses Combs of repeated instances of unsolicited groping and sexual touching,” reads a piece on the topic in The Guardian. “It also says the man had to work in a bathroom while Combs showered and walked around naked.”


This lawsuit actually brings us to our next section: conspiracy. In short, was Diddy banging Meek Mill?



“‘Mr. Combs informed Mr. Jones that he had engaged in sexual intercourse with rapper (REDACTED), R&B singer (REDACTED) and Stevie J,’ the suit reads,” per VIBE. “While the names were omitted, the suit included footnotes providing clues about who the people were.”


While streaming, DJ Akademiks uses the footnotes to make a claim about who is who of the redacted names. The former, he says, is Meek Mill, and the latter is Usher.



Meek was having none of it. He fired off several Tweets calling out the situation as B.S., and even got into it with Andrew Tate for some reason (a man who *really should not be talking* about healthy sexual relationships).



Meek proceeded to say he wasn’t gay, and then repeat that he wasn’t gay. In fact, he’s *so* not gay that he really wants you to know he loves pussy.



This, needless to say, did not stop the firestorm.





Wait, how did we get here? Weren’t we talking about Diddy?


Oh, right. Long story short, Diddy appears downright evil — and depending on who you talk to, he might be the reason we no longer have 2Pac or Biggie around. At least now his Joker costume makes sense!