Anybody want a slice of pizza? Something to drink?


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Back in the day, those simple requests would have required you to get out a pizza slicer to cut up a pizza, then mix a cocktail yourself like a damn ape. Now, however, we have technology. We’re gaming in 4k! Jerkin’ it in VR! Filling our lungs with Chinese vape clouds! It’s time for innovation — something bigger and better!


With that I say, how about this?



In this video, a dude uses a backhoe to prepare the most bachelor of bachelor meals. Over the course of the clip, the guy manages to slice a pizza, hand off the slice, then make and serve a rum and coke, all using a backhoe. It may not be the most efficient way to do it, but damn it if it isn’t cool.



While a lot of people responding to this video claim that it was either a pre-programmed set of actions, or that the video was somehow made with A.I., it was actually all performed by a Danish man named Bendt Risom. As far as I can tell, Risom doesn’t usually do stunts like this. He just really loves construction equipment.


So, thank you, Bendt, for your incredible effort. If you ever make it around here, drinks are on us — but we’re just going to pour them the normal way, if that’s alright.