Though the world may be captivated by Britney Spears’ alleged divorce from her husband, model Sam Asghari, the princess of pop has one burning question — what kind of horse should she buy?
“Buying a horse soon !!!” she captioned a photo of her riding a horse on a beach, sporting a small yellow bikini top, shorts and a sun hat.
“So many options it’s kinda hard !!!,” she continued. “A horse called Sophie and another called Roar ??? I can’t make up my mind !!! Should I join the camaraderie and put a pink cowboy hat on ???
Despite this abundance of choices, Spears appeared confident in her decision. “Either way I think I found my sweet spot with Roar !!!” she added.
This nonchalant post came shortly after Asghari, who tied the knot with Spears last June, filed for divorce. Citing “irreconcilable differences,” per the filing, sources close with the trainer said that Spears acted abusively towards him, even leaving him with a black eye after one particularly heated spat.
Though the singer turned off the comments on her horse post, several fans headed to Twitter to share their appreciation of just how little the “Toxic” artist appears to care about tabloids’ whisperings.
Every media outlet: Britney Spears is getting divorced!
— june ♡ (@juniprkeiko) August 17, 2023
Britney: I think I’m going to buy a horse :)
“She really don’t give a FUCK,” wrote @joshuapingley.
“As she should!,” commented @Nicki_is_iconic.
Meanwhile, others began wondering whether the artist’s post was a secret message hinting at the state of her love life.
“Code for: Getting a dom top and ditching the sub bottom,” speculated @NeckBoneKing, noting that Asghari is, in fact, said sub bottom.
But whether or not Spears’ post has anything to do with her high-profile split, or hell, whether she’s still with her hubby, who cares? To paraphrase @salsarhopperp, who needs a man when the singer can trust her horse?
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