People Are Convinced NY Gov Andrew Cuomo's Nipples Are Pierced
Published 5 years ago in Funny
Prepare your mind because it's about to be PIERCED. Does the Governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo, have pierced nipples? I reached out to his office for comment and was given a voice mailbox in which I left a very serious message asking if he had pierced nipples. We shall see. I think the internet has made up its' mind though. Here are the best tweets about Daddy Cuomo's nipples. A sentence I thought I'd never type. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry there's more info to be found here
I thought this tweet was a joke but now I’m genuinely curious + really need to scrub my search history https://t.co/lEVujXKni7pic.twitter.com/P7vWXVSiBN
— Gabrielle Bluestone (@g_bluestone) March 29, 2020
*to the TMNT theme*
Andrew Cuomo Nipple Piercing
Andrew Cuomo Nipple Piercing
Andrew Cuomo Nipple Piercing
It shows through his po-lo.
(Nipple power) https://t.co/BvVsL9puLz— S U P E R B R U T A L (@Bugs_Trotsky) March 30, 2020
I may be confident
— Rogan O’Handley (@DC_Draino) March 31, 2020
but I’m not “Andrew Cuomo exposing his pierced nipples during a pandemic press conference” confident pic.twitter.com/WVSoRKu9Oa
going to claire’s with andrew cuomo to get our nipples pierced again
— pj evans (@pjayevans) March 31, 2020
if andrew cuomo can have pierced nipples, so can i.
— vm ? (@tentwentysixpm) March 31, 2020
Andrew cuomo
— natalja (@Nataljaaa8) March 31, 2020
Cons: using modern slave labor to make sanitizer at prisons & refusing to bump up taxes in NY while cutting medicaid (now, like during the pandemic) to equalize the budget
Pros: pierced nipples.. i guess... if ur into that
Liberal wine moms thirsting over Andrew Cuomo's suspected nipple ring was a strange side plot to throw in the mix
— Ad Infinitum (@Ad_Inifinitum) March 30, 2020
andrew cuomo is a single non widow 62 year old man. of course he has nipple rings. the lesson from the epstein saga was always that old powerful men do weird sex shit.
— Mohammad (@WongKarWax) March 31, 2020
if andrew cuomo actually does have a nipple piercing i’ll vote for him for president
— isaac (@astrologyslut69) March 31, 2020
Andrew Cuomo's nipple ring is just a powerful new level of being divorced https://t.co/5pYLNZgri5
— I;m thinking about thos quarantines (@BobbyBigWheel) March 30, 2020
These photos from Friday afternoon briefing caused a frenzy of internet debates on Twitter and Reddit. Is he actually pierced or are his nipples just that shape? You decide.