According to his new memoir Spare, Prince Harry apparently got frostbite on his penis during his 2011 North Pole excursion. The trip was part of an expedition to raise money for Walking with the Wounded, a charity that helps those who served and their families get back on their feet.
Prince Harry and a group of 4 soldiers were participating in a 200-mile 'arctic walk' to the North Pole. Along the way, the prince got to experience an unscheduled ice bath.
The absolutely frigid bath paired with the -70 degree cold outside could have contributed to his frozen phallus. Not to mention that his flight home was delayed 48 hours because of cracked ice at their camp.
After admitting that his penis was still indeed frostbitten at his brother William's wedding that same April, the internet obviously had a field day.
It’s giving frostbitten penis vibes AF
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) January 5, 2023
One minute Prince Harry wants privacy the next minute he’s wrote a tell all book about doing coke, shagging an old woman and his frostbitten penis
— Sophie Corcoran (@sophielouisecc) January 6, 2023
do you ever feel like a frostbitten penis drifting through a royal wedding wanting to start again
— Barrett Adair (@barrettadair) January 5, 2023
What a weird thing to have on the menu.
— Victory or Death (@IncognitoMeems) January 5, 2023
“Now here’s the new single from Prince Harry’s Frostbitten Penis” pic.twitter.com/fhTSNryyIn
— Revolting-Subject (@UnRoyalReporter) January 6, 2023
Everything I've learnt about Prince Harry was against my will
— Robin (@christorobyn) January 6, 2023
You’re born and then you die and there is apocalyptic climate change — but somewhere in the middle you learn that Prince Harry had a frostbitten penis
— Natasha (@natashalip) January 6, 2023
Would make for a great Austin Powers movie. Cold Member.
— Dr.Strangejove (@Dr_Strangejove) January 5, 2023
According to Page Six, an excerpt from the book reads, “While the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t. It was becoming more of an issue by the day." Prince Harry would go on to make a full recovery after visiting a doctor following the wedding.
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