After Taylor Swift Album Release, Kelce Brothers Deny Travis’ Hog is the Size of a Redwood Tree

Brother Jason instead compares it to the humble Japanese Maple.

By Braden Bjella

Published 1 week ago in Funny

If you listened to Taylor Swift’s latest album, well, sorry. Compared to her previous efforts, even fans have admitted that this one feels a bit underbaked — especially given the album’s incredibly cringy lyrics.


For example, while Swift clearly tried to explore some more risque topics on this album, the result was songs like “Wood,” where the singer-songwriter proclaims (in so many words) that her fiancé’s Johnson was the “key that opened [her] thighs.” Specifically, she compares his hog to a great Redwood tree — which Jason, the brother of fiancé Travis Kelce, says isn’t exactly the case, at least not for him.


“Redwood is a generous word,” he said in an episode of the New Heights podcast. “I think if someone wrote a song about me it’d be like, ‘Japanese Maple tree, sometimes can see.’’


So, according to Travis’ brother, he’s not packing anything of note, and he seems to think Travis isn't either. Not sure I’d say something like that about my brother on a podcast, but I guess football players just live life a little differently.

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