18 Christmas Lights Resembling Everyone’s Favorite Phallic Friend

By zachnading

Published 3 years ago in Funny


Just like a child finding out that Santa isn't real, it's difficult for me to believe that some of these people 'didn't know' what they were doing when putting up these lights.


Let's jump right in, shall we?


They out-pizza'd the hut.


Giving new meaning to Blue Balls.


This man had a kind message along with his member.


Belongs in The Louvre!


So majestic...


Pre-made so you don't have to do any work!


"What are you doing Step-Santa?!"


Stop decorating the palm trees!


Seriously, just stop!


Where does Santa go when he has to go?


Candles give your town that classic look.


Like, what was this supposed to be?


Clark Griswold would be proud.


Compensating for something?


Truly breathtaking.


Even better in the daylight.


Just a beaut'.


Fantastic use of surrounding architecture.

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