No driver’s license? No OSHA certification? No 5th grade diploma? No problem!


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A 10-year-old boy in Pittsburgh lived all of our childhood intrusive thoughts on Monday, stealing a Bobcat skid-steer loader from a construction site and taking a joy ride through his neighborhood.



After several moments of barreling down the road, hitting multiple parked cars, a fence and even bulldozing a stop sign, the child ultimately stepped out of the vehicle sporting a construction hat and a BB gun.


He was taken into custody by Mt. Lebanon police and released an hour later.



Though several cars were damaged amid the ordeal — including one SUV, which appeared to be totaled — one thing is certain: He’s gonna be the coolest kid in juvie.